I stole Yen Sid's hat... again.

roselastrider:

Goodnight my son

kaijuno:

Newton Geiszler: hermann??? nah what a nerd— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of hermann gottlieb spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of hermann scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

toastydoodles:

How to fix all problems in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Either that or, y’know, quitting after the first night!

(No, Pirate Cove guy, you don’t get anything. >:C)

markiplier:

kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

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Thank You! :D

I’ve cracked it!

endverse-angel:

ISTJ: Slytherclaw
ISFJ:Slytherpuff
INFJ:Ravenclaw
INTJ: Slytherin
ISTP: Huffleclaw
ISFP: wizard-vergent (mix of the four)
INFP: Ravenpuff
INTP: Ravenclaw
ESTP: Ravendor
ESFP: Hufflepuff
ENFP: Slytherpuff
ENTP: Gryffindor
ESTJ: again, wizard-vergent
ESFJ: Gryffinpuff
ENFJ: Gryffinclaw
ENTJ: Slytherdor

feriowind:

so-i-did-this-thing:

frauleinninja:

Hotel selfies of my Otachi cosplay! I’ll be posting better shots and a hella intense breakdown once I’m home, but for now AHHH I AM SO THRILLED WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT AHHHH!!!!

Sooooo amazing and thrilled I got to see this in person. The detail is fantastic!

oOOOOH SO COOL!!!

shoujo-goddess:

owlmylove:

during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide
49,957 plays

radtracks:

i can’t decide // scissor sisters

no wonder why my heart feels dead inside
it’s cold and hard and petrified
lock the doors and close the blinds
we’re going for a ride

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR